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Dear Representative/Senator (your rep),
As millions of cash-strapped, over-taxed Americans receive fines this tax season for not having health coverage they cannot afford, I want to especially thank you for legally exempting yourself from the Obmacare health coverage mandate before, of course, shoving it down our throats.
You and your congressional colleagues are to be commended for tireless efforts in destroying every remaining freedom in American society.
Your self-serving political career and statist legacy is proof that Congress is truly an institution that has not performed a single measurable, productive act since the abolition of slavery and end of prohibition.
Sincere thanks!
(your name)
