Official
Government Statement For Immediate Release
From:
Office of the Presidency
Subject:
CDC/Presidential Directive No. 26
Date of
Release: Tuesday 7 November 2017
Following numerous
studies and decades of research, the Center For Disease Control and Prevention and
Office of the Presidency have concluded that privately-owned firearms
are a systemic danger to public health and safety.
All gun owners
residing within the central northern American territory, formerly
known as the United States of America, will have no more than 72
hours from the release of this notice, to hand in all
privately-owned revolvers, pistols, short-barreled rifles, carbines,
and long guns to their nearest police or sheriff's department.
Firearm owners
failing or refusing to comply with the above presidential decree will
face a series of administrative and criminal legal actions.
Any citizen
failing or refusing to comply with CDC/Presidential Directive 26
will be immediately removed from the National Healthcare Registry,
otherwise known as “Hillarycare”.
In addition
to becoming ineligible for NHR coverage and benefits, armed belligerents failing or refusing to comply with
CDC/Presidential Directive 26 will pay 100 percent of their
healthcare costs which can equal or exceed $1000 per doctor visit
and up to $100,000 for a single ER visit.
In addition
to losing NHR coverage and benefits, and being personally responsible for all
medical treatments and costs, citizens failing or refusing to comply
with CDC/Presidential Directive 26 will face Internal Revenue
Service levies at 50 percent of income for the first six months of
noncompliance, and 100 percent income levies for all months
following.
Lastly,
citizens failing or refusing to comply with CDC/Presidential
Directive 26 will be subject to criminal prosecution
for noncompliance with a direct Presidential order, and/or failure
to pay requisite IRS fines associated with said noncompliance, and
subject to seizure and indefinite arrest at the discretion
of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Presidential Directive
Enforcement Unit forgoing due process and legal representation.
Your cooperation
is appreciated,
President Hillary
Rodham Clinton*
No
one asks what will happen when Obamacare collapses
under its own weight while Hillary Clinton is President
of the United States.
Most wrongly speculate Obamacare
will simply go away when the last private insurer quits, and with it the shameful sickos who created it.
In
reality, liberals have no shame, do not take responsibility for the
failures of their disastrous tax and deficit-funded social
nightmares, and Obamacare, under a Hillary administration, will not disappear.
An Obamacare crisis under President Hillary will not kill the
“Affordable” Care Act. To the contrary Hillary will
weaponize Obamacare against those
engaging in activities deemed 'high risk to public safety' such as personal protection from criminal or
government deadly force by way of gun ownership.
The
failure of Obamacare will have one of two outcomes. Under President
Trump the law will die and be replaced with competitive market alternatives. Under President Hillary, Obamacare
will become a government-run weaponized version of its former self used to control or attack those who refuse to comply in demand of their few
remaining freedoms. Something for undecideds and never Trumpers who value American freedom and legally-protected natural rights to consider.
*The above example is fictional unless, of course, Hillary Clinton becomes President.
